Apology

I reported in the last issue of M.S. Bradford News that the Roebuck pub on Harrogate Rd was to hold a fund raising day on Saturday 17th Sept. Unfortunately the pub had been taken over by a new manager and he did not know anything about it. I did not find out until the day itself. So apologies to those who turned up.
 

More News

If you have any news or funny stories that we might include in our next edition, please contact

Mr. Lee-Haigh newsletter@msbrad.freeserve.co.uk
 

Christmas Party

This years party will be again at the Midland Hotel Bradford. All of the information will be on the invitations

Please note that we have sent the Christmas Party Invites with this months news letter. Please let Mr. K Blowers have your replies as soon as possible. This will allow us to make all the necessary arrangements in plenty of time. Thank you.
 

Social Meetings

Dates for this years meetings are as follows:-

• Oct 9th Dannie , Outstanding girl vocals
• Nov 13th Wesley , Brilliant keyboard vocalist
• December 11th Christmas party

Books

Mrs. Proctor, whom some of you will know, has written a book based on her life story and everyday struggle with M.S. The book entitled Wheelchair Around The World can be obtained through Mrs. Proctor for only £5 + postage and packaging. To order please contact

Mrs. Proctor on 01535 273945.
 

Christmas Catalogue

Christmas Catalogue Again this year Mrs. Thacker will be running the Christmas Catalogue If anyone is interested in ordering anything from this years Christmas range, please contact Mrs. Thacker.
 

Mr. Lee-Haighs Thoughts On Exercise

My Grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is !!!

The only reason I would take up exercising is so I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about £400. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I like long walks, especially when taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, fortunately my stomach covers them.

If you are going to start cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

And last but not least:

I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
 

Fun Stuff

An enthusiastic door to door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking woman answers the door. Before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps dust and rubble all over her carpet.

He says "lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't do wonders cleaning this up. I'll eat every chunk of it."

She turns to him with a smirk and says "do you want ketchup on that?"

The salesman says "why do you ask?"

She says "we just moved in and haven't got the electricity turned on yet!!!"
 

Ideas

If you have any ideas for future news letters please let Stuart Lee-Haigh know.